- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

At least I dont have AIDS.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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