roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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