- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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