A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Justin's hair

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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