Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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