- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Romans rights.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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