- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

i have two hands.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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