- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

this is not a joke. jks

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

I just found out i have cancer.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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