How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Your mom is fat

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Nickelback

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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