Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

The joke below is absolute shit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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