- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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