What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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hi bye

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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boobs.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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