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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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