What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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hi

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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