I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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