- Anti Joke

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Do you know the muffin man? No

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared