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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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