- Anti Joke

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Jacob Edwards has friends

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Barack Obama

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Women have the right to vote.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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