How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Pineapple.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Anti Joke

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