- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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