how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Your existance.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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