Tunechi

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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