- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come grilled cheese?

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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