An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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boobs.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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This is not a joke or is it

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Dylan is gay

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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