- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??