An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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I was born.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Anti Joke

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