Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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