Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's big and white?

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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