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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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