- Anti Joke

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

God

Anti Joke

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