What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

The person below me is weird.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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