A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Samraj.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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