Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Yo mama's fat.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

sorry son your nanas been put down

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

I was so fat I went on a diet

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

I have aids

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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