- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

roses are red. violets are violet...

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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