if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Get off my porch.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Sac

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Poop swing

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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