I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

A man walks into a bar.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Facebook How i met my mother

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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