whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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fruit salad?

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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