Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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canaan and mallory

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Snarf Nuggets

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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