roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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PENIS

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Andy Carrol

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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