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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

knock knock who's there no one

acualy is dolan

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

This is a joke. Laugh!

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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