Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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TELL

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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the WNBA

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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