Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Justin Beiber

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FUCK THE JEWS

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Anti Joke

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