Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

WEED!

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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