- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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