A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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TIMMAH!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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