Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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AIDS

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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