What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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the WNBA

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Justin

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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This is a joke

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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