- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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