why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Gorden Brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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