whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A women's opinion.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

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