A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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John Stamos.

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What black and has children A black man

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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pudding

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Anti Joke

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