- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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