If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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long in the tooth!

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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