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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Women's rights

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Dylan is a person

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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