Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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