so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Joke.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Anti Joke

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