- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

penis haha

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

The Game.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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