- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Poop swing

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

a horse nibbled a baby

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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