Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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