- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

why did katy fall off her bike?

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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