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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

No thank you, I don't like violence

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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