- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

a man walked into a bar ouch

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

1+2 = 6

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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