- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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