Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

i dont like attention whores lol

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

book 'em danno

Cancer

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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