What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Anti Joke

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