What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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<=3 penis

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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