What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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