- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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