What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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