roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Scott Gomez

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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