ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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