How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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