whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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