- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Where's my baby??

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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