- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What color is red paint? Red

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Your face is hilarious.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

womens rights.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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