My parents died!

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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