Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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