knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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i am and me is i

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Misner is a twat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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