- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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