Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Anti Joke

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