- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Hillary Clinton

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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