Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

It smells like triangles in here.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

i dont like chris

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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