What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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